The Neverending Story
Hillary Claims Critical Wins, Forces Nation to Endure Another Six Weeks of This Shit
So Hillary kicked Obama around all over Rhode Island and Ohio last night, and even managed to scratch out a win in the Texas primary. Despite the fact she didn't do much to narrow the gap in delegates, the wins are enough to propel Clinton's campaign through this weekend's Wyoming and Mississippi primaries (both of which Obama are likely to win) to the last big contest on the map: Pennsylvania. Obama's all, "Blah blah delegates blah," while Hillary's all like, "Comeback! Comeback!" Jebus. Another six weeks of this shit? Really?
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I think we should make them battle it out on American Gladiators.