So things have been pretty dead around here lately. We know, and we apologize. The primary reason (other than being busy with other, slightly more important matters) is that Greg has been banished to his own little corner of the Internets. Now he can post all the random shit he loves to post, and thefiveforty can focus its efforts on local matters, and maybe—finally—live up to its little tagline about life in the Ozarks Corridor. Greg will continue to write for and edit thefiveforty, but will now be limited to local subject matter.

Thanks for your continued patience. Remember: send your story ideas, tips, and substantial financial donations to editors (at) thefiveforty.com.