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            <title>Benjamin Del Shreve Is About to Jump</title>
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<p><b>After a few years making a name for itself around Fayetteville, Benjamin Del Shreve (the band) is about to follow Benjamin Del Shreve (the man) in making the leap to the next level.</b></p>

<div align="center">*&nbsp;*&nbsp;*&nbsp;*</div>

<p>Less than twenty-four hours ago, following a packed show at Sticky Fingerz down in Little Rock, Benjamin Del Shreve stood on a hotel balcony, ready to jump.</p>

<p>"I wanted to do it, man," Shreve says.  "We were on the second floor, and the pool was only about ten feet away.  I know I could have made it."</p>

<p>That Shreve didn't jump wasn't a matter of willingness but of architecture:  a rail that ran along the top of the ledge made it impossible to balance for a good jump.</p>

<p>"I couldn't do it without someone on either side of me helping me balance until I was ready to jump," he says.  "Nobody would help!  Everybody kept telling me to jump, but nobody would help."</p>

<p>Probably, I say, because nobody wanted to be an accomplice to his untimely death.</p>

<p>"Security finally showed up," he says, smiling.  "We didn't get kicked out, but some people had to leave the party.  That's how it is with us:  we always almost get kicked out of whatever hotel we're in."</p>]]></description>
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            <title>UPDATED:  Correspondent Eats Hot Dog In Presence of the Pope</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey, kids, we know things have been kinda quiet around here lately, but we wanted to share some BREAKING NEWS:  Our New York correspondent is <em>at this very minute</em> eating a hot dog&#151;at Yankee Stadium!  Why is this such a big deal?  Because the freaking <em>Pope</em> is about to speak.  How many chances in life does one receive to eat a hot dog at Yankee Stadium <em>while listening to the Pope</em>.  Our correspondent is taking pictures and will file a full report soon.  We know you're excited.</p>

<p>UPDATE:  Yeah, so it took us a few days to get the pics posted.  Find them&#151;and a brief report&#151;after the jump.  (Apparently the Pope isn't all that exciting.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>Another Terrific Move by the World&apos;s Largest Retailer</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Not to get all Wal*Mart bashy around here, but Jebus:  What the hell was the company thinking when it ditched Flagler Productions, the small little production firm on which it had relied to film internal company events for <em>thirty years</em>?  Having lost what had to have been its largest account, Flager&#151;sitting on three decades worth of tape&#151;now allows customers to dig through its archives for $250 an hour, thus allowing every Wal*Mart hater access to video of, say, a bunch of execs dressed in drag:</p>

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<p>Wal*Mart, understandably, is pissed, but there's nothing the company can do.  Hilarious, no?</p>

<p><a href="http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB120770260120100121.html?mod=blog">Candid Camera:  Trove of Videos Vexes Wal-Mart</a> [WSJ via <a href="http://gawker.com/377799/wal+mart-is-a-drag">Gawker</a>]</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 11:09:30 -0600</pubDate>
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<p>Via <a href="http://brainofg.tumblr.com/post/30963287">Brain of G</a></p>

<p><b>Earlier:</b> <a href="http://thefiveforty.com/the-northwest-arkansas-times-explores-the-blogosphere.php">The <i>Northwest Arkansas Times</i> Explores the Blogosphere</a></p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 12:57:20 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>The Northwest Arkansas Times Explores the Blogosphere</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey, kids.  When you woke up this morning, did you feel about four years younger?  We did!  We were back in thick of our mid-twenties.  The world was our oyster!  No longer were we sad, broken souls, the icy finger of <em>thirty</em> tapping us on the shoulder.  We made a big pot of coffee and settled on the couch with the Sunday edition of the <i>Northwest Arkansas Times</i> and learned all about this "burgeoning blogosphere!"  Have you heard about it?  Apparently millions of people&#151;even some here in folksy little Northwest Arkansas&#151;operate <i>Web logs</i>, or "blogs" as the kids call them.  They're like diaries, sorta&#151but online!  Your <em>neighbors</em> might even be bloggers!  What might they be "blogging" about, you ask?  Anything!  Sports, news, culture&#151;who knows!  Isn't this amazing?  Imagine:  any <strike>person</strike> idiot anywhere capable of <strike>sharing thoughtful insights</strike> spewing biased bullshit about <em>anything</em> he wants!  Truly amazing.</p>

<p><a href="http://nwanews.com/nwat/living/63897/">The Burgeoning Blogosphere</a> [NWAT]</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 11:18:46 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Jonathan Taylor Rose Is On a Mission</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p><b>Convinced to move to Fayetteville by fellow Mena native Benjamin Del Shreve, Jonathan Rose&#151;lead vocalist for the band that bears his name&#151;is on a mission to bring his band of poetic, energetic rock and roll to the masses.</b></p>

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<p>We've already claimed the comfortable leather couches at Common Grounds when three members of Jonathan Taylor Rose arrive for the interview.  For the three barely-twentysomething rockers, they appear remarkably well organized and prepared, but then Jonathan Taylor Rose is on a mission&#151;according to the group's MySpace page&#151;to bring passionate, poetic rock and roll to the masses.  Rose is actually carrying a large organizer from which he immediately extracts a burned CD.  "I've only got one copy," he says.  "I didn't know there'd be two of you."</p>

<p>We almost admit we didn't know there'd be three of them, what with us having been regrettably lax in preparing for the interview.  When we were offered the chance to interview Jonathan Taylor Rose, we thought we'd be interviewing a man, not a band.  We each made a note to prepare better next time (and to get out more).</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 13:28:54 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>What&apos;s In a Name</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>We're pretty sure we haven't written anything about Wal*Mart since Julie Roehm skipped town.  Nevertheless, a reader sent the following:

<blockquote><p>It seems odd that just six months after hiring Lee Scott's son, Eric Scott, Bill Schwyhart now has a Neighborhood Market with no advertising for alternate sites, a proposed site for relocating Walton Arts Center, and is now apparently off to China with Eric to drum up Chinese vendor prospects for his developments.  Surely a twenty-something new hire without name recognition or clout would not have made such an impact.  Seems a bit too transparent for a company bent on ethics and transparency.</p></blockquote>

Hmmm.  Interesting.  Share your thoughts in the comments.  And, as always, a tip of the hat to our tipster.</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 13:29:01 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Dead Air</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>No, we are not dead, just preoccupied.  We've a number of interviews to post soon, so stay tuned.</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:10:33 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Programming Notes</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>So things have been pretty dead around here lately.  We know, and we apologize.  The primary reason (other than being busy with other, slightly more im<em>por</em>tant matters) is that Greg has been banished to <a href="http://brainofg.tumblr.com/">his own little corner</a> of the Internets.  Now he can post all the random shit he loves to post, and thefiveforty can focus its efforts on local matters, and maybe&#151;<em>finally</em>&#151;live up to its little tagline about life in the Ozarks Corridor.  Greg will continue to write for and edit thefiveforty, but will now be limited to local subject matter.</p>

<p>Thanks for your continued patience.  Remember:  send your story ideas, tips, and substantial financial donations to <b>editors (at) thefiveforty.com</b>.</p>]]></description>
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            <title>A Little Wednesday Earworm Action</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Hey, we know it's been a slow couple of days.  Listen to this guy's mad wicked beats make sexy love to your ears.</p>

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            <pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:14:48 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Hillary Benefits from Joint Ticket Talk</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>Those crafty Clintons.  First, Hillary drops the possibility of a joint ticket with Obama into her victory speech in Ohio last week, then Bill goes all wild about the idea, calling a Clinton-Obama ticket "inevitable" or something, and now it's all the Internets can talk about&#151;except of course it's all bullshit.  Here's why it makes sense for Hillary to hammer the idea into our heads:

<ul><li>Name-dropping Obama as a potential running mate suggests a certain inevitability to her nomination</li>
<li>Offering Obama the bottom slot might comfort undecideds who like his message of hope and change but aren't quite comfortable with his experience, thus potentially swaying them to vote for Hillary instead</li>
<li>The move offers superdelegates a way to ease their consciences should they overturn the will of the people and tip the nomination to Hillary</li>
<li>By suggesting they work together, Hillary looks like she's working to unite an increasingly divided party</li>
<li>For voters who'd like to see both candidates&#151;and there are plenty out there&#151;voting for Hillary offers a better chance at seeing both on the ticket, as there's no way in hell Obama, if nominated, would choose <em>her</em> as his running mate</ul>

The idea has been talked about enough that Obama has had to publicly denounce and reject the subject, raising the considerably valid point that the person in second place really has no business offering the bottom half of the ticket to the candidate in the lead.  [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/03/10/dems.campaign/index.html">CNN</a>]</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:44:21 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>3 am Girl Hates Hillary, Loves Obama</title>
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<p>So the little girl in that absurd "3 am" ad the Hillary camp ran before last week's primaries?  She's nearly eighteen now, and oh yeah, a volunteer on Barack Obama's campaign.  Woops.  She appeared in a few local commercials as a child.  The footage in the "3 am" spot was sold to Getty Images.  Pretty funny, eh?  [<a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/23556421#23556421">MSNBC</a>]</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:33:21 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Woman Left in Holding Cell for Four Days - UPDATED</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<p>We're being told a local judge is about to make national news for placing a woman in holding&#151and <em>then forgetting about for four days</em>.  The woman was apparently waiting to be transported to a local jail and was left without restroom facilities, food, or, water until a guard found her.  We have a name but we don't want to throw it out there just yet since we've been unable to confirm anything so far.  If you know anything, drop us a line at <b>editors (at) thefiveforty.com</b>.</p>

<p><b>UPDATE</b>:  That didn't take long.  The local ABC affiliate <a href="http://www.4029tv.com/news/15557079/detail.html">reports</a> that Adrianna Torres-Flores of Springdale was left in a secure holding area at the Washington County Courthouse over the weekend.  Torres-Flores had appeared in court for a plea agreement on Thursday, March 6, and was remanded to custody by Judge William Storey (the judge we'd heard associated with the rumor) for violation of a condition of her release on bail.  She was found at some point today.  [<a href="http://www.4029tv.com/news/15557079/detail.html">KHOG</a>]</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 16:27:53 -0600</pubDate>
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            <title>Samantha Power Calls Clinton &apos;Monster&apos;</title>
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<p>The brilliant and considerably accomplished <a href="http://www.hks.harvard.edu/about/faculty-staff-directory/samantha-power">Samantha Power</a> recently <a href="http://thefiveforty.com/events/samantha-power-the-devil-came-on-horseback-this-evening.php">spoke </a> at the University of Arkansas.  We attended her lecture and were impressed.  Did you know she's a senior adviser to Sen. Obama?  She is!  And being such, she is now in trouble for calling Hillary a <a href="http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/latestnews/Inside-US-poll-battle-as.3854371.jp">"monster"</a> in an interview for <i>The Scotsman</i>.  Woops!  After failing to keep the comment from being printed, Power was forced to <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/830789,CST-NWS-power07.article">apologize</a>:  "It is wrong for anyone to pursue this campaign in such negative and personal terms.  I apologize to Senator Clinton and to Senator Obama, who has made very clear that these kinds of expressions should have no place in American politics."  At least not in front of reporters.  [<a href="http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/latestnews/Inside-US-poll-battle-as.3854371.jp">The Scotsman</a>, <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/politics/obama/830789,CST-NWS-power07.article">AP</a>]</p>]]></description>
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